Jihadists Working on 'Butt Bombs'

Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab is spreading the word of a new invention and unprecedented form of martydom operations -- explosive capsules that are inserted into your anus. In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for some time so that your anus become wider to fit the explosives. Now the big question at hand: Is sodomy allowed in order to reach this "pinnacle" of Islam. The answer, YES!