Hey, Lebron, Get Outta Town!

After ESPN conspired with LeBron James to create one of the worst hours in the history of television, Cleveland owner Dan Gilbert wrote an epic letter to fans calling out Lebron's decision to leave the Cavaliers to play alongside Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh with the Miami Heat.

Gilbert's getting hammered everywhere today for what the media thinks is an immature reaction to a player's business decision. If Lebron had made like Kevin Durant of the Oklahoma City Thunder and announced his decision on Twitter, then Gilbert might deserve some heat.

But after the overheated fake-drama "charity event" train wreck we all witnessed last night on ESPN, Gilbert's letter seems more like the only appropriate response. And, unlike the rest of the Internet, we're not even going to complain about the owner's choice of font.

Here's the official UTR prediction: LeBron James is officially the new Karl Malone. At the end of the day, he'll have a shelf full of MVP awards and exactly zero championship rings.