Back in the '70s, BP licensed its name and logo to a game called Offshore Oil Strike. Since one of the game's "hazard cards" reads "Blow-out! Rig damaged. Oil slick cleanup costs. Pay $1 million," online commenters are going crazy about the "eerie" predictions made in the game.
Maybe the BP board can go back and identify the executive who approved the game and revoke his pension (if he's still alive) so the Internet people can feel like they've accomplished something.