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My mother bought our daughter a rubber ducky. When she handed it to me, I looked at its back with a puzzled look on my face. My mother smiled and said, "It's an Army duck, I got it because it says that thing the soldiers yell."


"Um, Mom, it says 'woah,' not 'hooah.'"


"Oh. So it does."


Heh.


Why do they make rubber ducks with the word 'woah' on their backs?


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