I have someone coming over to visit and my house is a wreck. I'm going to be completely honest here and say my house is ALWAYS a wreck. I know people who have clean houses. In fact, I know people who have clean houses AND children! And jobs, too! But I'm not now and never have been one of them.
Also, it smells kind of funny here, and I can't quite track down why.
I've been cleaning. I've been tracking that scent like a bloodhound. But things don't seem to get or stay clean. Which is really embarrassing. If my guest opens my refrigerator, I think I'll cry. And that reminds me - I need to scrub out the microwave, too. Ooops.
I would really appreciate it if, (1) someone could tell me I'm not alone here. Also (2) if someone has a solution to the fact that every time I leave a room it magics itself into some kind of cleaning fiasco, that would be great.
Thanks in advance.