I have never taken a good picture for my military ID. In fact, having to show my ID card is a seriously traumatizing event for me.
The fabric of reality must have ripped, however, because my military ID no longer shows the worst picture I have ever taken.
The one I took today for my Sam's Club card is far, far worse. Thank God no one ever looks at that one. And if those two pictures are an accurate representation of how I really look, I think I might seriously consider a career as a hermit.