I've decided that we should play a new game: deployment bingo! Take a piece of paper, draw 25 squares, and fill in 25 deployment gremlins: car breaking down, plumbing leaks, emergency room visits...you know the ones. Only include things that will someday be funny, not anything that is actually sad or painful. See how many months it takes you to make a bingo. Guaranteed to make you happy when you have a gas leak!
I'm taking suggestions for squares. Put them in the comments!