What if the mililtary wrote our wedding vows?
I imagine it would start off something like this...
"Do you, Semper Fi Wife, promise to never, ever...even if you are sorely tempted, go to Lancelot's CO and resign his commission? Do you, Semper Fi Wife, promise to wear your big girl panties at all times?"
What do YOU think the military would ask us to promise if they wrote our vows?