The 13 Funniest Military Memes of the Week 2/14/18


Civilians are getting all worked up about the military having a huge parade in Washington. Meanwhile, on the green side, we’re getting worried about having to set up our dress uniforms in time and hoping Private Carl in the back won’t lock his knees in the middle of the whole thing.

If it’s set for Nov. 11, the 100th anniversary of the signing of the WWI Armistice, the Army might even have their new Pinks and Greens by then. That’ll show the rest of the world!

Anyways, here’re some funny memes.

13. It’s just so… beautiful.

Pinks and Greens comic meme

We’ll never leave you, P&Gs. (Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)

12. Well, if we can manage to keep them longer than an enlistment…

Pinks and Greens comic meme

Well played, Marines. Well played. (Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)

11. Kept my head on a swivel and still never found that damn ball.

deployed doggo meme

Thank you for being a good boy, doggo. (Meme via Military World)

10. I want something that says, “I’m professional but also hate people walking on my grass.”

CSM haircut meme

CSMs with this haircut are 90% more likely to chew your ass out for “having your hands in your pocket” while you’re just grabbing your car keys. (Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

9. ‘Expendable’ is more of a guideline.

Off the books connex meme

Gear adrift is a f*cking gift. (Meme via PNN)

8. They’ll also tell you that they only tried eating crayons ‘ironically’ to see what all the fuss is about.

Low ASVAB score meme

No, no, no. I get it. It takes “much brain” to make your boomstick go bang. Can I go yet? (Meme via Decelerate your Life)

7. Learn to sleep anywhere… but back home.

Sleep anywhere meme

Still better than an engine room… Too soon? (Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

6. Outstanding! Promote ahead of peers!

pee outside the box meme

Years of pissing in a Gatorade bottle with everyone in the tent finally came in handy! (Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

5. That jalapeno cheese spread won’t help you if you’re dead.

MRE Cracker meme

Kids these days have the “Tide Pod Challenge.” Back in my day (in 2014), we had the “MRE Heater Water Challenge.” (Meme via Salty Soldier)

4. Maybe you’ll get lucky. Maybe you’ll get demoted. Good luck finding out which. You do you; I’m not your boss.

fun prank meme

Where’s my motivation? One sec, I’ll go grab it. (Meme via Salty Soldier)

3. “You can take it during block leave. Except you won’t because we need someone on man the CQ desk and you showed up to formation once at 0446 instead of 0445.”

30 days of leave meme

On the bright side, an E-4 can sell those leave days for about $100. (Meme via Pop Smoke)

2. She can launch Hellfire missiles and Hydra-70 rockets. Get yourself a girl that can do both!

Apache on Tinder meme

Oh, dear god! Swipe up!  (Meme via Pop Smoke)

1. You can tell they’re not actually in the military because they think that foam mattress pad actually does something.

What vets see meme

You’re a no-go at this station. (Meme via Pop Smoke)



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