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The 13 Funniest Military Memes of the Week 7/12/17

BY LOGAN NYE — WEARETHEMIGHTY.COM

Shake off that hangover from the four-day weekend, everyone. There’s a normal weekend coming up and we can’t just neglect these parties because last week’s were too epic.

Slam a case of Rip-Its, get some giggles from these military memes, and treat your safety brief like a To-Do list.

1. Play that funky music, white boy (via Funker530).

funny revolutionary war memes beat is fire

But also, find a surgeon for your buddy’s traumatic brain injury.

2. Might keep the other branches from knowing what you’re eating … (via Weapons of Meme Destruction)

funny marine corps memes secret snack pack

… but actually increases the chance that your crayons are stolen.

3. Everyone wants to be an operator until it’s time to do trauma surgery (via Weapons of Meme Destruction).

Mash doctors always operate

This duo’s one-liners are drier than any martini.

4. Bet she gets selected for all the good details. And the bad ones.

funny air force memes sexy freefall student

“We need one volunteer for chute shakedown. Ummm … you.”

5. Oooh, if they get really mad, they’ll start comparing commissioning dates (via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting).

funny officer memes when 2nd lts get mad at each other

*Holds up three fingers* “I have this many more months seniority than you!”

6. One is a surgeon, the other a butcher (via Valhalla Wear).

funny army memes marines vs snipers

This is why machine gunners are more popular at parties. They bring more party favors.

7. Doesn’t matter which branch you join (via Decelerate Your Life).

funny navy memes such a mess

It’s not the budget. It’s the personnel.

8. Upon further reflection, maybe too few recruits isn’t the worst problem (via ASMDSS).

funny armory memes backwards buttstock

Better to not have enough armorers than to have these armorers.

9. For that much money, I’ll become a pilot (via Air Force amn/nco/snco).

Air Force memes pilot bonuses everyones a pilot

I’ll even pay for my own flight lessons.

10. No one will know (via Shit my LPO says).

funny navy memes when sailors go incognito

Probably a submariner. They’re experts in staying secret.

11. Oh, you thought you might see your family before you leave for a year or more? (via Decelerate Your Life)

deployment schedules are impossible to meet

It’s all essential training. Now get in there and learn not to sexually assault one another.

12. The difference between “sick call” and “calling in sick” is wider than most civilians think (via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting).

funny military memes call in sick vs sick call

Like, only one of those things works at all.

13. Powerpoint Ranger, Powerpoint Ranger, where have you been? (via Military World)

Funny army officer memes

Around the shared drive, and back again.

 

classedit2 Logan Nye - Staff Writer at We Are The Mighty

Logan is a former Fort Bragg paratrooper who deployed with the 82nd Airborne Division’s 4th Brigade Combat Team.


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