BY LOGAN NYE — WEARETHEMIGHTY.COM
We stole these memes from sergeant major’s secret stash. Keep them hidden.
1. Dreams do come true (via Air Force Nation).
Of course, that feeling wears off. Unlike your contract.
2. Secret Squirrel finally gets his origin movie: (via Devil Dog Nation)
Spoiler: He’s joining for a girl but loses her to Jody.
3. Yeah, you’re going to have to clean that a few more times (via The Salty Soldier).
Also, the armorer is about to leave for the next 8 hours for mandatory training.
4. Different motivations result in different standards: (via Sh-t my LPO says)
We’re sure it all tastes the same.
5. Those poor kids (via Team Non-Rec).
The Air Force didn’t even bring them a heavy caliber.
6. Getting the coolest jump wings sometimes means going to extremes … (via Do You Even Jump?)
… like, you know, treason
7. Spiderman can complain all he wants (via Sh-t my LPO says).
His web-slinging antics are the subject of this briefing is about that lawdy, dawdy everybody has to attend.
8. Chief just has a little different tone depending on the audience (via Sh-t my LPO says).
Also, the knife is different. And the blood.
9. We still need your Brrrrrt, you beautiful beast.
We will call. Trust us, we will call.
10. “Shouldn’t have met 1SG’s eyes, dude.” (via Pop Smoke)
“I’ll remember you.”
11. “Oh, you’ve done hours of digital training?” (via Sh-t my LPO says)
“I must have nothing to worry about.”
12. The Air Force PT program leaves something to be desired:
But hey, they’re limber.
13. Seriously, start a write-in campaign: (via Decelerate Your Life)
One hero we can all get behind — with fixed bayonets.
Logan Nye - Staff Writer at We Are The Mighty
Logan is a former Fort Bragg paratrooper who deployed with the 82nd Airborne Division’s 4th Brigade Combat Team.
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