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You knew it was coming, but it seemed like Saturday Night Live devoted half the show to General Petraeus' misadventures with biographer Paula Broadwell and base-adjacent socialite Jill Kelley. The show's opening floats the notion that All In reads like a military version of Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Seth Meyers breaks down the Winners & Losers on Weekend Update.
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The endless loop of limited Jill Kelley footage on the news channels gets examined with yet another Jason Sudeikis parody on Wolf Blitzer on CNN's The Situation Room.
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Bonus: pretty funny cartoon about the Drones boy band.
![](http://images02.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/thumbnail_large/public/2024-04/1time%20red%20o%27neill%20platoon%201200.jpg?itok=w-2J41Bh "John C. McGinley as Sgt. O'Neill in Oliver Stone's "Platoon." (Orion Pictures)")