- Mmmm...bacon.
- Please remember that TSA agents are paid not to have a sense of humor.
- In Russia, public art looks a whole lot like an 8th-grade boys' bathroom.
- Middle America wants to know: who is John Galt?
- Look! It's another fake Playboy photo controversy!
![](http://images02.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/thumbnail_large/public/2024-04/1time%20red%20o%27neill%20platoon%201200.jpg?itok=w-2J41Bh "John C. McGinley as Sgt. O'Neill in Oliver Stone's "Platoon." (Orion Pictures)")