- The Kabul command says, "We are so NOT controlling Congressmen with our minds."
- Charlie Sheen is turning into our own real-life Colonel Kurtz.
- After an exhaustive search online, we found a critic who loves the new Nic Cage movie.
- Both Restrepo and Banksy got jobbed at the Oscars.
- Fact: there is no such thing as your "Internet girlfriend."
