- Soon your girlfriend might be able to TXT you on the battlefield.
- Or maybe some old guy will punch her out before she hits send.
- Someone in Elton John's marriage fathered a child that was born on Christmas Day.
- Noted movie fan Kim Jong-Il finally shares a favorite with everyone else in North Korea.
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