People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals supporters stood outside a Trenton, NJ recruiting station last week to encourage new soldiers to adopt a vegan lifestyle. "We want to help turn rotund recruits into lean, mean fighting machines," says PETA senior campaigner Ashley Byrne. "The easiest way for aspiring soldiers to fight the battle of the bulge is to eat a healthy vegan diet."
OK, then. Of course, if everyone goes vegan, what happens to the MREs?