"Well, he was what I would call a Sasquatch."
Tim Peeler has seen Bigfoot in North Carolina but he didn't kill it or nothin'.
"I shined a light on this thing, but I would not shoot it."
Peeler's two calls to 911 suggest just how clear-eyed he was when he saw the creature. Time for President Obama to send in the National Guard for a comprehensive mountain search, lest he be accused of covering up the truth.