Son, I Just Don't Think You're Going to Make It

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Jeff Goldblum made his "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" debut last night as Detective Zack Nichols, replacing Chris Noth's epic Mike Logan character. In true L&O fashion, Det. Nichols exposes the hopelessness faced by anyone who wants to grow up to be a rock star. (via Idolator)

James Barber has written about music and movies for Slate, Blender, Good and AlltheMusicNews.com. He is also a record producer, band manager, music business technology consultant and was an A&R guy at Geffen/DGC Records (back in the 90s when that meant something). He has never been a celebrity chef in Canada, even though he gets a lot of internet fan mail for that guy.