If you show this link to HH6 or your girlfriend (but not both at the same time) she can probably still get this ordered and overnighted for Valentine's Day! Think of it - you're moving to contact, humping a load-out of steaks or brätwurst so you can cook outside with fire instead of inside with magic, don't you want the proper gear?
Try a tactical grilling apron (not extra tactically tactical with modular beer shingles) from Tactical Grilling. MultiCam, UCP, Coyote, Woodland, LE blue and black: you can be kitted out in about any camo pattern you could conceivably need. Plus, they can make you some ID tabs:
They'll laser cut any word, phrase, or menu item into the Cordura of your choice, then sandwich it with glow-in-the-dark material and Velcro hook to mount on your Tactical Grilling Apron (or other kit of course).
Mad Duo, Breach-Bang-CLEAR!