Aircraft Bringer-Inner Dude. He is vital to the war effort. I particularly enjoyed his explanation of why physical fitness is such an integral part of the 00-ABID Selection Course, and of course it's always cathartic to watch the Attack Aircraft Bringer-Inner Dude lay some hate down on the bad guys.
Special thanks to Brad Walker, who himself has worked extensively with 00-ABIDs (and is one of the reasons they must maintain physical standards).
This is one of the best Sunday Funnies yet, I think.