As Robert Young Pelton said, "They just don't make rebels like they used to."
Check out the weaponry.
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Since life frequently imitates art (I'm not going to lie, I figured something else was gonna happen when the one guy takes out after the sheep...):
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![North Korea Party Congress](http://images04.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/thumbnail_large/public/2026-02/ApNewsroom_North_Korea_Party_Congress_14210.jpg?itok=yhV-e_xC "This photo provided Monday, Feb. 23, 2026, by the North Korean government, its leader Kim Jong Un, center, claps hands as he was re-elected to the top post of the ruling Workers’ Party, during the party's Congress in Pyongyang, Sunday, Feb. 22, 2026. Independent journalists were not given access to cover the event depicted in this image distributed by the North Korean government. The content of this image is as provided and cannot be independently verified. Korean language watermark on image as provided by source reads: "KCNA" which is the abbreviation for Korean Central News Agency. (Korean Central News Agency/Korea News Service via AP)")
