There are several issues here, as we see 'em. Some more significant than others (like the idea that Chuck Norris needs any weapons other than his feet and beard, for instance). What do you guys see?
No, it's not a gear update. For love of f&#$, go see if you can get a sense of humor from your S4. If you're butthurt about it, then just don't comment. No one will miss it.