- Action Figure Therapy does Christmas.
- Frosted cupcake terror threat.
- Your neighbor with the tinfoil on his windows was right about secret spy satellites.
- After you've kissed Elvis, it's all downhill so why not give up men and become a nun?
- Matt Damon, snake handler.
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