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Bin Laden Death Also Good for Animals

Navy SEALs are about to find out that the best part of being a celebrity is all the free stuff you get from people hoping to get publicity if you're seen using their product.

The activists at PeTA note that, even worse than running a worldwide terror network that killed thousands and orchestrated the worst attack ever on American soil, Osama bin Laden was mean to animals and used them in poison-gas experiments.

In honor of the dog killer's demise, PeTA is sending Navy SEALs a supply of their Bin Laden Bites,vegan chocolate squares that let you bite off Osama's head. If you can stomach the dairy-free chocolate, you can order a box for yourself.

Let's hope the guy who made the killshot was thinking about the true cost of 9/11, the one noted on PeTA's website:

"Countless animals suffered and died of starvation and dehydration when their guardians were killed in the attacks on the World Trade Center, leaving the animals without care. Many more animals suffered and died from exposure to toxic fumes and from other causes when apartments in the 'hot zone' were sealed off for many days with dogs, cats, companion rats and mice, guinea pigs, gerbils, rabbits, and fish still inside."
Enjoy the chocolate, Navy SEALs, and don't forget to feed one to your dog.

 

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