- Wyclef Jean wants everyone to pay attention to him instead of the Haitian elections.
- Cops still hating on Dr. Dre for that really old N.W.A. song.
- This ice cream truck thing would've made for an excellent episode of The Sopranos.
- By now everyone should've figured out that you can't get ripped by taking a pill.
- Yet another reason to wait until you get home to use the facilites.