- If this Obama NBA Jam thing works, game companies are ready to release "Dwight Eisenhower Golf" soon after.
- John Stewart wants his followers to pay to clean up their mess on the National Mall.
- Lil' Wayne gets shipped to solitary after getting busted with an iPod in his cell.
- Reminder: please keep your lottery tickets someplace safe.
- British officials open their big fat mouths, remind terrorists to disguise their voices when using the phone.
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