Under the Radar

BPR #2 (Skinny Man Edition)


So the plot thickens around our last post regarding Gen. Mac's order to remove all fast food franchises from the 'Stan.  Many of our faithful readers wondered how a red-blooded American four-star could have a big problem with Yankee institutions like Burger King and Pizza Hut.  Well, one of our loyal Barracks Patrol tipsters gave us the true "skinny" -- pun intended:  It turns out Gen. Mac only eats ONE meal a day!

No wonder he doesn't care about booting the Home of the Whopper.  Now, sure, the general's busy running the war and everything, but isn't eating just once a day against the Constitution or something?  It certainly isn't American . . .

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