So the plot thickens around our last post regarding Gen. Mac's order to remove all fast food franchises from the 'Stan. Many of our faithful readers wondered how a red-blooded American four-star could have a big problem with Yankee institutions like Burger King and Pizza Hut. Well, one of our loyal Barracks Patrol tipsters gave us the true "skinny" -- pun intended: It turns out Gen. Mac only eats ONE meal a day!
No wonder he doesn't care about booting the Home of the Whopper. Now, sure, the general's busy running the war and everything, but isn't eating just once a day against the Constitution or something? It certainly isn't American . . .
![](http://images02.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/thumbnail_large/public/2024-04/1time%20red%20o%27neill%20platoon%201200.jpg?itok=w-2J41Bh "John C. McGinley as Sgt. O'Neill in Oliver Stone's "Platoon." (Orion Pictures)")
!["Fallout," an eight-part Prime Video series](http://images04.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/thumbnail_large/public/2024-04/trib-fallout-video-game-1800.jpg?itok=1QsaDYgT ""Fallout," an eight-part Prime Video series. (JoJo Whilden/Prime Video/TNS)")
