So the plot thickens around our last post regarding Gen. Mac's order to remove all fast food franchises from the 'Stan. Many of our faithful readers wondered how a red-blooded American four-star could have a big problem with Yankee institutions like Burger King and Pizza Hut. Well, one of our loyal Barracks Patrol tipsters gave us the true "skinny" -- pun intended: It turns out Gen. Mac only eats ONE meal a day!
No wonder he doesn't care about booting the Home of the Whopper. Now, sure, the general's busy running the war and everything, but isn't eating just once a day against the Constitution or something? It certainly isn't American . . .