Hello, Murphy! Come on in and sit awhile!

How can I tell Murphy to take his dumb law and leave? No, really - I'd appreciate any advice.

How can I tell Murphy to take his dumb law and leave? No, really - I'd appreciate any advice.

Also, I'd love it if someone could tell me how to unclog a toilet that doesn't seem to have a clog but won't flush anyway.

And finally, are we the only family that doesn't "do" a traditional Thanksgiving? We're gearing up for our yearly Chinese Food feast and hot movie viewing party. If we can get Murphy to go away, that is.