akmp3.jpgThank God Congress got rid of that annoying assault weapons ban. Otherwise, how could we enjoy the new MP3 player that fits into the magazine of an AK-47?The 20 GB, USB-compatable player "can be used on its own or it could be attached to the Kalashnikov machine gun instead of the ordinary magazine," promises the gnomes at AudioBooksForFree.Com. The device's "stainless steel body makes this new player uniquely suitable for outdoors."Speaking of steel bodies, the gagdet's website is worth a click, if only for the "Triple Kalashnikov Girls," barely dressed "in what we can only imagine is standard Russian military attire," Gimzodo snickers. A mere $600 will get you a copy of the Girls' favorite toy, with 450 audio books preloaded.

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