Your Fork Is Not a Shovel: Business Etiquette
After attending many a business lunch, corporate event, dinner outing, and more under the guise of “work fun,” (raise your hand if you think that’s an oxymoron ) I feel compelled to write the following, rather obvious statement: Your Fork is not a Shovel. And while we’re on the subject, I might also mention that your knife is not a saw and that your napkin should not be waved around like you’re heading off to a bullfight later on today.
Why is it so important to get business etiquette right, particularly in social settings? Consider the fact that in today’s busy workplace where most of our communication is done over email, the social setting may be the first time (and only time, in some cases) many of your coworkers are getting to meet you in person. As the saying goes, you only get one chance to make a first impression.
As we enter the season of office picnics, lunch with the boss, and various other summer outings at work, allow me to share a few of the fine points (and really obvious ones, too) about fine dining. Some of the points discussed below may seem silly, overly detailed, or simply unnecessary, but think of dining etiquette like pieces in a puzzle – you need all of the little pieces to get the right outcome.
For all of your well-mannered, elegant readers out there, feel free to drop this article anonymously on the desk of that oaf sitting next to you. For everyone else, read on:
To drink out of the right water glass, think BMW.
Here’s an easy way to avoid drinking out of your boss’ water glass: Think BMW. As you look down at your place setting and scan your eyes left to right, think bread, middle, water. The bread plate (and other food) will always be to your left, and your water glass (and other liquids) will always be to your right.
Keep Your Napkin in Your Lap
Here’s a question that has caused many a sleepless night: When should I put my napkin in my lap? Answer: The minute you sit down. Once your host (the person who has invited you) puts her napkin in her lap, you should follow suit and do the same. Generally, your dining napkin is placed on your lap and folded in half – don’t spread it across your lap like you’re getting ready to have a picnic on it.
Throughout your meal, your napkin stays in your lap. If you need to leave the table, place your napkin in your chair while you are gone. Please, don’t put your gross, ketchup-stained napkin on the table for the rest of us to look at. (In fact, the word ‘ketchup’ shouldn’t even come across your lips during a fine dining experience). And while we’re on the subject of gross, if you’re even thinking of blowing your nose in your napkin, please don’t dine with me, or anyone else who wishes to have an appetite while dining. Ick.
Your fork is not a shovel.
It’s not a magic wand, a spear, or something to click against your teeth. It’s also not something to be clenched with a fist, like a little kid holding onto a toy for dear life. As silly as it sounds, many of us don’t hold our dining utensils correctly or even come close. While there are several different ways to hold and use a knife and fork correctly, the most common method used in the United States is as follows:
- When you eat, your fork is held in your right hand, like a pencil. (For all of your lefties out there, the fork is still held in the right hand.) The tines (your prongs on the fork) face up.
- When you cut your food, switch hands. Fork goes in the left hand, knife goes in the right to cut. Using your index finger, point your fork with tines down to pierce your food.
- Switch the fork back in the right hand to eat.
- Presto! Elegant dining!
Be a Charming Chit-Chatter.
There is definitely an art to small talk, and you’ll have plenty of time to practice lots of it at any business function. Particularly in a dining setting, where the ‘serious’ table talk doesn’t often occur until halfway or even three-quarters of the way through a meal, you’ll have ample opportunity to get to know the person across the table through conversation. While you don’t have to drone on about the weather all night, as a general guideline, keep your chit-chat extremely safe. Asking questions like, “What made you decide to live in New York?” or “What do you like best about your job?” are good places to start.
Likewise, you’ll want to avoid ‘dangerous’ topics, like religion, politics, money, and sex. Also, stay away from asking family-related topics unless the other person brings it up. Consider the time I innocently asked a colleague, “How is your husband?” Her curt reply: “We’re divorced.”
Bonus chit-chat suggestion: Even if she looks like she’s about to deliver a baby tomorrow, never, ever ask a woman when she is due. Trust me, this one has backfired on so many people it isn’t funny.
Whether you’re attending your first business social event or your twentieth, the moral of the story is always the same: You’re not there for the food or the open bar – you’re there to build relationships. A business lunch or office barbeque is a terrific place for others to get to know you, trust you, and give your career a little boost. Keep the focus off your table manners, so that others can focus on you, instead.
Elizabeth Freedman, MBA, is an award-winning speaker and the author of "Work 101: Learning the Ropes of the Workplace without Hanging Yourself," (Random House, April 2007) and "The MBA Student's Job-Seeking Bible." She was a finalist for College Speaker of the Year, awarded by the Association for the Promotion of Campus Activities, and runs a Boston-based leadership development firm that provides training and coaching to managers, supervisors, and leaders. Clients include PricewaterhouseCoopers, The Gillette Company and Thomson Reuters, and her career insights have appeared in a wide range of media outlets, including The New York Times and CNN. For more information about Elizabeth, please visit her online at http://www.elizabethfreedman.com.